For Football

Warung: But not for Americana futbol.

Welcome to the new world of footbal talks, where world is nothing but a ball.
Sila kelik sini,eyh,silap, sini.

Gerai: Yeah!

Kenape Kecewa?

Gerai: Sunggu berbeza

Bangun. Bukak mate. Tutup. Ngantuk. Kene bangun. Sebab? Pagi raye. Tapi, berbeza. Lain. Kenape? Dingin. Sejuk. X sehangat pagi2 raye seperti dulu. Adekah kerane aku bujang, tiade baju raye, lemang x antar lemang yang aku tempah, tiade takbir bergeme dan lain2 aktiviti yang menghangatkan suasane raye? Aku kecewe, pejam mate, fikir pasal someone, lelap.

Warung: Gong Xi Fa Cai!

We Take Comedy Seriously!

Gerai: And it's really funny!

Hahahahaha. Pecah kot perut aku ni. Kire aku dok Melake, sebulan,xtengok tibi, xmembazir langsung. Aku balik Kuantan, ce try usha2 Raja Lawak, lawak giler! Lawak giler aku tengok diorang ce wat lawak. Bengang tengok, lagi bengang daripada bengang kat orang yang datang kat aku cakap aku ensem. John Terry jatuh amik penalti lagi lawak. Haha.

Warung: PP, msuk raja lawak. Wat bngge lepih weyh!

Sejarah Membuktikan

Warung: Xkan nak tipu lak kan

Aku masuk Menengah 1 tahun 2003, yakni batch 1st yg pakai Math ngan Sain dalam English. Perasaan bace surat kaba zaman2 tu,(aku da mule bace surat kaba da zaman2 umur 12 13 ni),cuak gile. Kenape aku antare yang terpilih untuk menghadapi nombor dan eksperimen dalam bahase asing. Sungguh diskriminasi. Penindasan. Tapi xpe. Sebagai generasi Y, aku kene berani menempuh cabarn dunie. Make, aku bersame taulan seperjuangan pun mule la menjadi generasi pertame belajar mereke dalam bahase omputih.

5 tahun berlalu. Aku lepas SPM dengan, x la gempak mane pun result. Tapi, masih cakap Melayu, walaupun belajar omputih. Memang xberkesan pade aku kot. Xpenah pun nak g Mega ngan kempis ngan adh ngan mok ngan topap nak "hey,i'm hungry. Let's go to mamak and eat mee kapur". Xkuantan la . Tapi,kalo exam, aku tulis la omputih. Bodo la jawab English tulis Melayu.

Tapi, ape yang aku nak cakapkan kat sini, tujuan kerajaan wat ajar anak2 orang ni belajar omputih nak kasi negare ni maju. Tapi, korang sedar x. Cube korang tengok. UK. US. German. Jepun. Thailand. China. Sepanyol. Perancis. India. UAE. Ape persamaan diorang? Mereke lebih maju dari kite,tol x. Ade x antare mereke yang gune bahase asing? None! X pernah dalam sejarah dunie, ade negare yang maju menggunekan bahase asing. Even, Kesultanan Melayu Melake dulu tu pun gune bahase Melayu sebagai bahase pengantar. Betul x? Jangan nak kate kite nak cipte sejarah dunie la kan. Memang mustahil! Malah, Vietnam yang menang ngan kite bola tu pun gune bahase diorang sendiri.

Lagi tu pulak, mereke da tukar frasa Bahase Melayu kepade Bahase Malaysia. Haha. Ridiculus. Kenape bahase yang jadi milik Melayu perlu dikongsi-milik dengan yang xberkaitan. Bukan untuk berlaku sebarang racism, tapi,cube fikir. Nak tuka Mandarin ngan Tamil ke Bahase Malaysia jugak ke? Xsalah kalo Bahase Melayu dikatekan milik Melayu,sebab memang milik Melayu pun. Same macam Mandarin milik Chinese ngan Tamil milik Indian. Kalo mereke mahir Bahase Melayu, maknenye credit la tuk dorang sebab mahir bahase kaum lain. Pastu, bile timbul isu orang Kristian nak tulis bible dalam 'Bahase Malaysia', mule r gelabah. Xkasi la, salah la. Sape suh declare bahase tu milik Malaysia. Bahse tu milik Melayu! Same macam Nihonggo milik Japanese, Deutsch milik Germans. Betul x?

Jadi, kalo da name kerajaan Malaysia, fikir la kesan terhadap setiap tindakan. Dan, belajar la menerime kritikan. Xsalah untuk mengaku kesalahan, sebab sume orang wat kesilapan. Baek bertindak sebelum anak cucu kite nanti yang menerime padah atas keputusan kite. Xkah mereke akan melihat ke belakang dan mengutuk datuk nenek moyang mereke dulu2 yang wat keputusan semate2 untuk kelihatan betul.

Warung: Sorry if this scratch is provoking, but this is for the sake of my grandchilds and my beloved land. Tanah Melayu yang hidup harmoni bersame rakyat Malaysia yang berbilang kaum.

Sia-sia

Gerai: Remuk organ simpan perasaan ngan tapis makanan

Fak,roommate aku,merangkap assistant aku dalam beberape aspek hidup aku, angkat surat kaba ari isnin. Macam biase la,bace surat kaba mestilah bace dari belakang kan. X merah la darah kalo x bace belakang. X MU r.

*Pap*.

"Kami x gentar!" B Sathianathan cakap tentang up-coming match lawan UAE. Hah,Malysia lwan UAE? Aku x tahu menahu pun. Helmi Eliza da wat aku merajuk ngan team Malaysia. Kalo x sebab ade kaitan ngan Rita Rudaini, aku memang xnak amik tau langsung la pasal bola Malaysia.

Sathia cakap, kalo ikut rekod, Malaysia ade harapan menang. Rekodnye: 1980, Mal 1-0 UAE, 1982, Mal 0-1 UAE lebih kurang gitu la. Ade ke ikut rekod time 30 taun lepas. 30 taun lepas, Korea pun ayam je ngan Malaysia. Sekarang, Korea pun da lupe Malaysia ade team bola kot.

Tapi, Sathia x boleh dipersalahkan 100%. Dye dpt pemain cam gitu je, nak wat guane dok. FAM patut mansuhkan je Liga M, pastu mintak Palestin ajar camane nak wat liga yang berprestij. Diorang tengah dok perang pon ley wat liga taraf antarabangsa, tu yang dapat pengiktirafan daripada FIFA tu. Jangan la sombong. Mengaku la yang liga kita memang taraf ape tah. Pemain import pun xboleh masuk, memang lagi x fight la pemain kite kalo setakat lawan ngan sesame saing je.

Nasib baek Ziana Zain wat comeback AJL ari tu. Terubat gak rindu nak tengok nyanyi angkat kening, bukan angkat baju. Yang angkat baju menang gak. Itu kalo Faizal Tahir combine ngan Meat Ankle Husain tu, ley jadi Faizal Hussein da.

Warung: Faizal Hussein ngan Farouk Hussein adik beradik ke?

Words That Make Me Willing To Die

Warung: It's true

Reached my room, lied down on my bed, eyes on my notebook. Then, a friend coming to me.

'Israel bom Palestin ngan Masjid Al-Aqsa.'

I left silent. Volcano is just inside here(pointing on my chest). I could say nothing. The very 1st word coming out from my mouth. Fucker. Pull my blanket, keep my body covered(tutup aurat,as I was only wif my boxer), and keep my finger crossed. I prayed to God, but couldn't find any word to ask. My heart keep burning. This is too much, my heart keep telling me that sentence. I try to send some messages to all my friend to pray to Him, to destroy Israel. But I couldn't. I scratch my words here hoping that whoever read this, spread the idea of praying to God to destroy Israel.

Do I need to hate US? I believe some of them are also against the attack on Gaza. In fact, I believe many are against it. The world are against it. But there's nothing anyone can do,except someone. Someone that is representing US. The one that the task burden on his shoulder I believe is the heaviest. Is the only hope of all this is going to stop. Is it going to stop? Please stop for the sake of the world. What a shame for human race, who can think, who can read, who can even talking, to act just like animal who cannot do those things. (Sorry animal races!) We call us humankind, when we act like none?

Gerai : What a shame for us to kill our own species....
Warung: ....when aliens are just laughing at us.

Sedap

Warung: Mmg sedap

Sedap. Kuey tiau mmg sedap. Aku suke mkn kuey tiau. Sbb kuey tiau sedap.
Tp aku xsuke mkn taugeh. Taugeh xsedap. Taugeh buat kuey tiau jd xsedap.
Aku xsuke keuy tiau ade taugeh. Npe kuey tiau slalu ade taugeh.
Kuey tiau tnpe taugeh sdap. Siape cipte kuey tiau ltak taugeh?

Gerai: Sape suke taugeh ngan burger, cube ltak mreke dlm 1 hidangan. Msti rase habat gle.

100million?

Warung: Tidak membuat deria langsung (Doesn't make any sense)

100million pound sterling for a man,equals to 200million dollar? What on earth make such a guy thinks a man should be valued around 9-figure money? Well, that's what a sheikh is thinking at the moment when he is interested in signing Ricardo Kaka and bring him to Man City. The question is, does Kaka worth that amount of money?

I'm not a football specialist, nor a journalist. But as a normal human, it's totally insane. African country are having poverty, and with a million dollar(RM 3.50m), a lot can be done to help approximtely thousands of kids. But when you talk about 200 times more than a million dollar, just imagine how it can turn African country into a new country. But, instead of helping millions of children whose thirst of education and better life are amazingly storied in The Color of Purple,starring Oprah Winfrey, he, who was estimated to be worth $30bn, are more passions to satisfy his fantasy dream. Creating a football team with big names on the team's line-up. Hoping to win Champions League in 3 years time by spending money and money. You wish.

Winning is not about spending money to get the best player, and ask them to deliver the medals. It's about how you spend your money to get a bunch of ordinary players, and win with those ordinary players. That's how winning can make others impress on you. Sir Alex Ferguson spent 12m pound on an unknown 18-years-old guy named Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, and established that guy to be worth hundreds of million of pound today.

In a meantime, he should also thinks about the world today. How $200m can change the world. As a corporate, social responsible must be his aim. Helps Gaza and Palestine for example. As a Muslim, he should 1st concern about his 'brothers' who are fighting and dying for the sake of Islam. Just imagine how much can help handed by $200m. Just for the sake of humankind, no one who kicks a ball on a pitch for 90minutes worth $100m. Tunnel your wealth for Earth instead.

Gerai: Whatever is, it is still his money.
Warung: What a profit can be gained if that is my capital for my business!

Teringat Aku......

Gerai: 1997....2009.

Td dlm kls, Pn. Marketing tlh ajar kitorg psl faktor2 luaran dlm pemasaran, n dye ad sntuh psl isu inflasi dan kemerosotan ekonomi. Inflasi....Ya,inflasi. Sjak mule aku dgr pkataan 2 time fom 2,smpi la aku da 2 taun tgglkn skola, aku xpnh tw ape mksud sbnr inflasi...Bunyi cm konspirasi, tp aku yakin maksud mereke x same. Jd, ape mksud inflasi. Harge brg naek dlm mase yg same gaji xnaek,hence,decrease the buying power. Nk beli pun kne ade kuase. Gitu la lbh kurg mksdnye. Sbb 2, mase kcik2, bpk aku ade ckp, mase bpk aku kcik2, nenek aku bg seposen je duet blnje sehari. Dye ckp, dye blh bli nasi lmak, karipap ngan teh-o. Hati kecilku berkate,'bpk,aok jgn bedooh sgt.'Tp,hati bsar ku hanye diam, seraye mngiakan sgale kate2 bliau. Terkenang kate2 bpk sedare sepupu aku itu, aku tringat mase kcik2.

(Kembali pade darjah 1)
'Kak,nasi lemak 2 pnggan,'kate gory kpd akk kantin. Selepas mnghulurkan syiling 10sen sbyk 6 keping, dye mlngkh ke meje mkn. Namun, krna ktamakn, bliau tidak duduk trus. Sbaliknye, bngkit dan mlngkh ke meja minuman dan kuih-kuihan. 20sen. Mnyambar secawan sirap, lalu ke tmpat duduk dan mkn bersame bbrape rkn nye. 'Ade 20sen ag ni,mane blh bredar slagi xabs duet.X knyang r gni.Mak ckp jgn membazir,ni kalo xabes duet kire membazir ni,'ujar hati bodohnye. Bangun smbil mngunyah nasi drp pnggan prtame, bliau m'beli sebuah naget ayam perisa Ramly(akk kantin ckp dorg gune naget bkualiti tinggi). Huh, abs Rm1 gory untuk ari itu.

(Kembali ke semester 1)
'Bape kak?''3 singgit dik.' 3 ketul naget same dengan singgit. Bile nk knyang?
'Bape kak?'8 keping singgit dik.' 8 keping kopok same dgn singgit. Mhlnye!
'Bape bro?' 'Special RM2.50, biase RM 1.50.' Burger. Mhlnye aku rase.

'Yang nk ape? Double cheese beger ngan set combo?' Aku byr not merah 3keping ngan muke angkuh,xmngharap baki dan pnuh prsaan cinte terhadap awek.

Jd, ape mkne inflasi dan kmerosotan ekonomi?

Warung: Aku tetap jual mkanan murah same mcm mase drjh 1 dlu.
Gerai: Ala, kalo hrge same tp stkat kasi tikus je knyang, blh la.

When You Look Me In The Eyes

Among us, influence like A7x, System, and other head-banging bands are our belief. And indie start slowly virusing our minds. Kempis and adh. But, I've a secret to tell, but it's just to 'rock' to tell in public. So, i scratch my words here, and it's the big secret coming on!

I'm addicted to Jonas Brothers lately. Haha. Funny? My RnB soul, Timbaland and Dr. Dre-ish, have slowly being replaced by this 3 youngsters. Ahaks. And, I'm starting my life every morning with a 'someone looking into my eyes'! Biatch, uh?

Owh, and my problem with the 'girl' had solved. I'm really,really glad to have her name back in my inbox message. I know she's not reading this, but, if she did, I jus wanna tell her how much I thank Him for us. Days without you is just like having nasik lemak without sambal! You have a rice, with boiled eggs and slices of cucumber. It's just ok, but no 'hot and spicy' value. Although sometimes it makes you sakit perut,(cm mkn nasik lemak kt kdai tina), but that's the true color of sambal. You keep blaming for the sambal, but when you have qada the hajat, you will miss it again.

Haha, such a klise. I'll never compare you to sambal. Because you mean the world to me. Hehe. And by the time you look me in the eyes, and tell me that you love me, everything's alright, when you right here by my side. I catch a glimpse of heaven, and I just found my paradise when you look me in the eyes.

Warung: This is real me, but still dont like Demi Lovato